Opinion
Former Top Closer Admits He Was Just Louder Than Everyone Else
In a candid memoir published this week, retired "top closer" and sales hall-of-famer Rick Decibel has admitted that his legendary sales career was bui...
By Our Books Correspondent
Woman Who Actually Reads Terms and Conditions Elected President of Thoroughness
In a story that has captivated the nation, 42-year-old librarian Patricia Carefully has been unanimously elected President of the National Society for...
By Staff Reporter
Sales Manager Achieves Enlightenment, Stops Using the Word "Leverage"
In a development that colleagues describe as both inspiring and deeply unsettling, Regional Sales Manager Kevin Buzzword reportedly achieved a state o...
By Staff Reporter