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LinkedIn Post Claiming "People Don't Buy Products, They Buy Stories" Sells Zero Products
A LinkedIn post by sales influencer Chad Narrative claiming that "people don't buy products, they buy stories" went viral this week, receiving 47,000 ...
By Our Digital Correspondent
Prospect Answers Phone, Entire Sales Floor Goes Silent
A sales floor in downtown Chicago fell completely silent yesterday when, in a development described by veterans as "unprecedented in the modern era," ...
By Our Correspondent
New CRM Feature Automatically Sends "Just Following Up" Emails Until Heat Death of Universe
Enterprise software giant SalesForce Omega unveiled its most ambitious feature yet: an AI-powered follow-up engine that will automatically send "just ...
By Our Technology Correspondent
Breaking: Cold Email Opens with "Hope You're Well" Despite Clearly Not Caring
In what experts are calling "the most predictable development in commercial communication since the invention of the follow-up," a cold email sent Tue...
By Our Digital Correspondent
Harvard Business School Adds "Aggressive Nodding" to MBA Curriculum
In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the academic community, Harvard Business School announced today that "Aggressive Nodding" will become ...
By Staff Reporter