About The Anti-Sales Times
The Anti-Sales Times is a satirical newspaper published by participants in the Anti-Sales Sales Course. Every article is written from the future — a future where the participant has already achieved their goals.
Future-Fulfilled Stories
Participants write news articles about their future successes, making their goals concrete and vivid.
Anti-Sales Satire
Our staff of fictitious reporters covers the absurdities of traditional sales tactics with deadpan journalism.
A Learning Community
Each satirical article carries a real lesson, paired with exercises and discussion for course participants.
Daily Editions
New editions published daily, featuring a participant cover story alongside curated satire and course insights.
The newspaper sits at the intersection of humor and genuine transformation. Its public pages are freely readable. Course participants access additional practice exercises, private reflections, and a community of committed colleagues.
"Write tomorrow's news about your own future."