Hardlyvard Business School Adds "Aggressive Nodding" to MBA Curriculum
Students will complete 200 hours of forced agreement before graduation
In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the academic community, Hardlyvard Business School announced today that "Aggressive Nodding" will become a required course for all MBA candidates starting next semester. "We've found that the most successful salespeople aren't the ones who listen — th…
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